Kaufman's Cabs

V.I.P.
Have an assault rifle ready and park your car facing West outside the V.I.P.'s house. Once he enters the other cab, accelerate and block the other cab's route, which isn't easy. Quickly get out and kill the driver. If you don't succee, the most effective method is to keep doing a driveby on the other cab until it stops and the V.I.P. gets out. Once he's inside your cab, you can easily outdrive the other cab and make it to the airport.

Friendly Rivalry
Friendly my fanny! Have a mini gun or some radio triggered hand grenades ready. Once you do the slightest bit of damage to the other cabs, they will try to run you over, so take care. I usually pass the cabs, park a little further up the road and destroy them with the mini gun when they approach.

CabMageddon
Tricky one, this. Have a sniper rifle or a mini gun ready. Before you drive into the yard, where you pick up Mercedes (or so you thought!), enter the Pay'n'Spray right next to it, so that you'll be starting the mission with a mint condition taxi at your disposal. Now wait for the cab chase to commence, and drive down to the house with the stilts at the end of the yard. Park your car in between stilts. This will disable most of the rival cabs from ramming you. They will drive into the other stilts and each other instead with the exception of one or two. If there are too many cabs ramming you, continue around the next stilt and park your car behin it. Repeat until the minute has passed. If you don't utterly foul it up, you should make it. Once the leader cab enters, get out and wait for it to approach. Destroy it with the sniper or the mini gun. Once you've passed the mission, it is more than tempting to kill the rival cab-drivers, who are just sitting there!
Reward: Kaufman's Cabs will now yield money. A Zebra Cab is now available at Kaufman's Cabs.

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